I LOVE MY DOGGIE MORE THAN MY FRIENDS

IF MY DOGGIE IS SICK I CANNOT GO OUT WITH THEM AND PARTY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME

YOU FOUND GOD AND TALK TO HIM NOW

THEY DO NOT CALL THE PADDY WAGON AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND PERHAPS QUESTION WHY THE BIBLE PROMISES A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD AND YET HE DOES NOT SPEAK TO THEM RAISING THE QUESTION - YOU GOT JESUS (THERE IS NO WAY TO REACH THE FATHER BUT BY ME FOR DETAILS SEE http://www.revival.com/ )

FRIENDS ARE FOR SHARING

IF SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS TO YOU - BEST FRIENDS DON'T HATE YOU
IF YOU ARE REALLY HAPPY - BEST FRIENDS DON'T GET JEALOUS
IF YOU NEED HELP - BEST FRIENDS DON'T RUN FOR COVER

BEST FRIENDS LOVE YOU

THEY WILL NOT ABANDON YOU WHEN THINGS ARE NOT GOING WELL FOR YOU

GOD UNDERSTANDS IT ALL

HE MADE YOU AND KNOWS YOU DOWN TO HOW MANY HAIRS YOU HAVE
FOR DETAILS SEE http://www.revival.com/ RIGHT NOW! DON'T WAIT ANOTHER SECOND OF GOD'S TIME TO MEET HIM

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND YOUR KOOKIE SIDE

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH
HOW PLAYFUL YOU CAN BE
YOUR ECCENTRICITIES

YOUR NEEDS IN A FRIEND

WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE - IS IT
TRUST
BEING CANDID
SYMPATHY OR EMPATHY OR CARING OR ALL OF THE ABOVE

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND YOU BETTER THAN YOU DO

PERSONALITY TESTS IN JOB INTERVIEWS OFTEN ASK HOW WOULD YOUR FRIENDS DESCRIBE YOU? THIS IS BECAUSE WE CAN BECOME DELUDED EASILY WITHOUT EXTERNAL FEEDBACK, BUT OUR FRIENDS CAN SEE THROUGH OUR OWN DECEPTIONS AND MAY ACTUALLY KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER

HARDLY ANYTHING DUE TO:
BURNOUT
SLEEP DEPRIVATION
OVERWORK

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU ARE UNDER THE WEATHER

AND DON'T NEED AN AMBULANCE, DOCTOR OR HEALTH PROFESSIONAL
AND ARE NOT UP TO ALL THE USUAL ACTIVITIES YOU ARE USED TO DOING TOGETHER

YOU LOST ANOTHER FRIEND AND NEED CHEERING UP

DO YOUR FRIENDS RALLY ROUND TO HELP YOU FIND ANOTHER OR FEEL BETTER
DO YOUR FRIENDS GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

HOW CAN YOU FIND A BEST FRIEND?

HERE IS ONE WITH A 100% BONUS - ETERNAL LIFE TOGETHER - JESUS (FOR DETAILS SEE http://www.revival.com/ )
TRY A PLACE FREQUENTED BY PEOPLE WITH GOOD CHARACTER - LIKE A LIVING, CARING CHURCH IN YOUR AREA
FINDING PEOPLE WITH INTERESTS LIKE YOUR OWN MAY MEAN TAKING A COURSE, JOINING AN ASSOCIATION, ATTENDING SOME MEETINGS, OR LEARNING A HOBBY

DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF - ARE YOU YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND?

DO YOU GIVE EVERYONE ELSE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT BUT HACK INTO YOURSELF?
DO YOU TRUST YOURSELF TO FINISH THINGS, LOOK OUT FOR YOUR OWN BEST INTERESTS AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF?
WHEN YOU STAND IN SILENCE FOR TEN MINUTES - IS ALL YOU HEAR SELF ABUSE?

DOES GOD UNDERSTAND TOO?

WHEN YOU INVITE JESUS INTO YOUR HEART (SEE http://www.revival.com/ SOUL WINNING TOOLS FOR SAMPLE SIMPLE PRAYERS FOR THAT) YOU ARE ACCEPTING ETERNAL LIFE AND ALL THAT IMPLIES - YOU ARE NOT ALONE, YOUR HEART CONTAINS JESUS WHO BOUGHT FORGIVENESS OF YOUR SINS WITH HIS ACTIONS - SO, YES, GOD DOES UNDERSTAND - HE SENT JESUS FOR YOUR SALVATION INTO ETERNAL LIFE - ARE YOU READY IS THE REAL ISSUE - EVERYTHING IS SET - BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

BEST FRIENDS DON'T RUN WHEN...

YOU ARE HAVING A HISSY FIT
YOUR HEALTH IMPLODES ON YOU
YOUR CAR BROKE DOWN

BEST FRIENDS KEEP YOU SANE WHEN...

THE BOTTOM FALLS OUT OF YOUR LIFE
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND MY...

FOIBLES
QUIRKS
PECULIARITIES
FAVORITE THINGS
PERSONALITY
LOVES
CHALLENGES

BEST FRIENDS LIVE FOR THE MOMENT ONLY IF...

THE RENT IS PAID
YOU BOTH HAVE MET YOUR OBLIGATIONS
NEITHER OF YOU IS PROCRASTINATING FROM SOMETHING

BEST FRIENDS KEEP YOU FROM...

SPENDING YOUR LAST DIME ON FOOLISHNESS
WEARING YOURSELF OUT FROM OVERWORK OR WORRY
DEPRESSING YOURSELF ABOUT THINGS YOU CANNOT CONTROL

BEST FRIENDS BELIEVE IN YOU EVEN WHEN...

YOU FAIL AT SOMETHING THE NTH TIME AGAIN
NO ONE WILL ADMIT YOU TO A PROGRAM
IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE YOU WILL EVER LEARN

BEST FRIENDS BEHAVE WHEN...

YOUR RELATIVES ARE AROUND
YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO WITH THEM TO SOMEWHERE UNPLEASANT
EVERYTHING GOES WRONG THAT DAY
EMERGENCIES HAPPEN

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND YOUR ITCHY BITS...

WHAT BUTTONS MAKE YOU REACT IN CERTAIN WAYS
WHERE YOUR HOT BUTTON IS
WHAT THINGS YOU LOSE PATIENCE OVER EASILY
WHAT PROMPTS YOU TO ACTION
PERSONALITIES THAT TURN YOU OFF

BEST FRIENDS ARE BEST FRIENDS WHEN...

YOU REALLY NEED THEM
IT IS INCONVENIENT BUT YOUR FRIEND NEEDS A FAVOUR
THEY COME OVER WHILE YOU ARE EATING AND YOU SHARE YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT

BEST FRIENDS WILL...

EAT WHAT YOU COOKED EVEN THOUGH THE DOG WON'T GO NEAR IT
SMILE AT YOUR JOKES WHEN YOU ARE DOWN, EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE HEARD THEM BEFORE
SUGGEST DOING SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP, EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW YOU NEED IT

BEST FRIENDS DON'T REMEMBER WHEN...

SOMETHING EMBARASSING HAPPENED TO YOU THAT YOU WANT TO FORGET
YOU FORGOT TO CHECK AND WORE 2 DIFFERENT COLORED SOCKS
YOU FORGOT THEIR BIRTHDAY... AGAIN

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND ABSENCES

FROM ONE DAY, WEEK, MONTH TO TWENTY YEARS - YOUR FRIENDSHIP CONTINUES
TRUE BEST FRIENDS DON'T CLING TO YOU, NEEDING CONSTANT CONTACT
BEST FRIENDS GIVE YOU SPACE FOR YOUR OWN INTERESTS AND LIFE
BEST FRIENDS DON'T NEED TO BE THERE EVERY TIME YOU GO OUT WITH SOMEONE

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND WHEN...

YOUR RELATIVES TAKE FIRST PLACE
YOU WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX - ALONE
YOU ARE TOO TIRED TO GO OUT WITH THEM
YOU DON'T WANT TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY
YOU NEED TO WORK AND CAN'T TALK TO THEM

BEST FRIENDS KEEP THE FAITH WHEN...

YOU HAVE MISPLACED YOURS
YOU FORGET ABOUT GOD AND FOCUS ON THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE
FAITH HAS BECOME AN EXTINCT WORD IN YOUR VOCABULARY

BEST FRIENDS TEACH YOU TO...

HAVE FUN WHEN THERE IS NO FUN IN YOUR LIFE
CHILL OUT AND RELAX WHEN YOUR SPINE IS SEIZED UP IN A TENSION KNOT
REMEMBER TO FORGET YOUR WORRIES

BEST FRIENDS LAUGH OUT LOUD ONLY WHEN...

THEY ARE SURE YOU WILL NOT THROW ANYTHING AT THEM..
THE MOVIE IS OVER AND YOU BOTH KNOW IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO GO TO IT...
THE SOUFLE IS SAFELY OUT OF THE OVEN

BEST FRIENDS REMEMBER WHEN...

YOU WERE AT YOUR MOST RIDICULOUSEST, THEN THEY REMEMBER EVEN MORE...
YOU LOST YOUR HOMEWORK, THE LIBRARIAN BANNED YOU, AND YOUR REPORT CARD WAS SCARY...
YOUR BRACES WERE BIGGER THAN YOUR TEETH, AND YOUR BATHING SUIT KEPT FALLING OFF...

BEST FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU WHEN...

YOUR CAR GIVES UP, YOU HAVE NO CAR, YOU HAVE NO BUS TICKETS EITHER
YOU BELIEVE NOTHING CAN GET WORSE AND THEY REMIND YOU HOW IT CAN...
YOU STEP IN DOG POOP, THE SKUNK KICKS YOU AND NO BUS WILL PICK YOU UP

BEST FRIENDS KEEP ON TRYING TO...

BE YOUR BEST FRIEND IN GOOD TIMES OR BAD
TAKE AN INTEREST IN WHAT YOU THINK AND DO
WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND EVEN WHEN IT IS HARD TO DO
CARE FOR YOU AND YOUR BEST INTERESTS

BEST FRIENDS WILL TRY TO...

SUPPORT YOU EVEN WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST YOU
FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHEER YOU OUT OF THE DEEPEST GLOOM
REMEMBER GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPENED WHEN THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL
UNDERSTAND YOU AND TREAT YOU WELL
REMEMBER WHAT BUGS YOU AND NOT DO THOSE THINGS

BEST FRIENDS UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU...

FORGET THEIR BIRTHDAY YET AGAIN
ARE NOT PERFECT - FAR FROM IT!
NEED SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO A RECURRING PROBLEM WHEN A SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS TO YOU
NEED HELP, AND GIVE ALL YOU CAN - CHEERFULLY